i am not a saltine wasting away

i must confess, i have eaten since my meal at butter. there have even been some good contenders, though i have been busy attending to business, so deal with it. i will do a condensed TFS review of recent foodstuffs.

LUNCH LAST WEEK
totinos pizza rolls - purchased at jewel. frozen pack - 10 for 10$ savings only with preferred card. qty purchased: 3.

i saw these in the aisle and it reminded me that this is the object that hot date continually uses to ridicule me as "stupid boy food" that is totally disgusting. for some reason i thought it'd be funny and reminded me of college days to get these. somehow, i thought it'd piss off hot date, even though i was eating them at work. we like to tease each other.

cooked those fuckers up in the toaster oven for about 8 minutes on a sheet of tin foil at 425. insides exploded. both of the pizza rolls and myself about 1.5 hrs after lunch. in the end, hot date was right. pizza rolls are fucking gross and should only be consumed whilst in college and you're too stupid to care.

DINNER THAT NIGHT
in reaction to the gross lunch, dinner was set at lula. it's impossible to have a bad meal here. the only thing that sucks is that since it's opened, word gets out how good it is, so it's harder and harder to get a table. ahhh, lula. remember when it was just a few of us and you were half the size? and the menu was cheaper? good times.

tfs meal, in sequence:
sapphire and tonic at the bar waiting for table. oasis is one of the best bands in the world. go get thier first record to be convinced of that. thier song supersonic started my gin & tonic kick, which has been going since, oh, maybe 1995 or so. if i get a mixed drink, it's usually a T&T, or in this case sapphire, or 7&7 cuz that's what my grandpa drank.
amuse fuck, i dont remember. it was good.
ceaser salad. this salad rules. made me feel better after the shit lunch. literally.
some glass of cabernet i dunno, i needed another drink.
pork special. fuck me this is the best meal ever. asapargus wrapped in bacon. just get it.
desert i cant remember now, but it was good.
coffee decaf cuz we're pussies and it was a school night.